I've been wearing suspenders since the day of my birth,
only now they're much bigger, because of my girth.
I wear burlap pants as I haven't much money,
so it's not a fun time when the day's hot and sunny.
I shopped for a belt once, and my size they had not,
so I tied two belts together and became overwrought.
So it's back to suspenders with my hot, burlap pants,
they're unpleasantly scratchy, and I've noticed a rash.
only now they're much bigger, because of my girth.
I wear burlap pants as I haven't much money,
so it's not a fun time when the day's hot and sunny.
I shopped for a belt once, and my size they had not,
so I tied two belts together and became overwrought.
So it's back to suspenders with my hot, burlap pants,
they're unpleasantly scratchy, and I've noticed a rash.
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3 comments:
Oh! Gosh! This made me laugh sooo hard! And the poem is sooo very perfect! Thank you for lightening my evening. What a hoot!
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Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! That photo is hysterical! Thanks for sharing, Goob! ♥
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